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flute

1. the obvious reference to a musical instrument

2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth

3. used to describe a glass used for champagne
The cracked-out tweaker sucked so hard on his flute, you could hear it whistle.

Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.
by WakiPaki December 2, 2007
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Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.
Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
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Flueven Hueven Farfegnugen

commonly used when someone says something really fast or in a language that you do not understand
Person one: Du bist ein scrotochupar!
Person two: Fleuven Hueven Fargegnugen?
by Kelley Pitts November 19, 2003
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Fluke

(1)fluke :
can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.
(2)fluke :
something that happens solely due to luck
Ex1: Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!
Ex2: It is not just a fluke that Captain’s vocal cords can reach the octave of his cousin Leona.
by Sonnyboy22 May 10, 2009
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fluke trash

A phrase commonly used in the world of sports. Most commonly refers to a player or event that at first glance seems perfectly legitimate, but upon closer examination is just a steaming pike of fluke trash. In other words, they are a fraud, a joke, a loser, garbage, etc. Some examples of fluke trash in the sports world are the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series title, Scott Kazmir, Miles Austin, Barry Zito, Rebecca Black, and of course the biggest fluke trash of them all, fatt cain.
Uneducated Fan: Yo dood! Matt Cain is so good! He had a scoreless streak where he averaged 5 innings a start in the playoffs for 3 games! Hooray hes our ace!

Educated Fan: Yawn, his name is Fatt Cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, Tim Lincecum, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.

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Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2007: Man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! Dudes a stud!

Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2011: STFU
by orpheu$ July 27, 2011
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Bad-N-Fluenz Click

a click that comprises of Ant Diddley Dog aka Ant Banks and Rappin' Ron. A very underrated gangsta rap duo from the streets of Oakland, California. Gained fame in the 90s when hip hop was real and iller then ever.
"gettin lit, never havin a fit, on the avenue havin brew, grabbin my dick!" is some real shit spoken by the bad-n-fluenz click
by l.a. bone collector July 19, 2010
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Flueger

to gently but in a very fast motion using your two middle fingers to rub a womans clit. OR its also used to say to tweak or modify anything.
I've never not had a bitch to cum when I do the Flueger to it.
by birdman864 April 22, 2009
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