Stick fighting

A fighting style used by many cultures as a form of martial arts. The Irish use a form of stick fighting, and I believe thai, Chinese, and Israeli's use some form to name a few groups.

Stick fighting is used around the world.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Lightning

Synonym for Cool. Of or relating to something incredible or awesome.

1) "That concert was so lightning! Everything about it was great!"

2) It's lightning how awesome your hair looks."

by Lightning_Word_Smith_ December 7, 2011

Lightning Regiment Marching Band

The greatest high school marching band in, at minimum, the state of Virginia, if not the Milky Way galaxy. For twenty years they hath stood as a pillar of great marching and music. They never won VBODA though, becuase the evil Grafton Empire's numbers are formidable. Never, ever speak the word "Fanta" among several of its members; you may ignite a bloody civil war.

Now entering the field, the Lightning Regiment Marching Band. Here are their section leaders, all of whose names I will make a valiant effort to mispronounce.

by JimJava007 February 11, 2013

Fighting Words

The few words, if any, to say before a fight ensues.
The most common topics to insult are:
Your Mom/dad
Your sister/brother
Your close friend

Your girlfriend/boyfriend
Your wife/husband
Your son/daughter

Your pet
Your financial situation

Or anything else you take seriously

(Both Max, the innocent bystander & Rick are standing in a alleyway, about to fight.)

Max: Any last words? (He punches his knuckles together and then gets into a fighting stance.)

Rick: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! (He glides his arms around him to end up with him getting into a fighting stance, both said their fighting words.)

by Royal_Defense710 October 28, 2014

The Fighting Irish

The Fighting Irish is a sex move in which one replicates the stereotypical, yet beloved, view of a fighting, green clad, shamrock wearing, Irishman/leprechaun by vigorously and erratically punching one's fists into a woman's vagina and anus until orgasm is achieved.

"I gave this chick The Fighting Irish the other day..."

"The Fighting Irish?"

"Yeah, you know."

Takes an old timey boxers stance, with both fists held in front and begins to punch.

"One in the pink! One in the stink!"

by SirGreblas March 2, 2017

national fighting day

when you post your fights on social media or u get n a fight on purpose #petty

I just fought that bitch last week ima post it on snap for national fighting day

by crazybitch52 June 3, 2017