fishing with dynamite

used to describe anything that can be accomplished easily.

The Cooker: "you ever play TP one-on-one in a game of bathketball?"
Pete Dick: "oh hell yeah, he sucks, its like fishing with dynamite."

by Pete Dick March 16, 2008

fishing

Term used to describe the actions of a person who is sending out blatantly obvious pickup signals.

That bitch is fishing for a deep dickin bro.

by myooralist December 31, 2007

fixing the cat

"Curiosity killed the cat (but satisfaction brought her back)"; for one party to make a "safe haven" for human's natural curiosity to explore all sorts of disgusting, dangerous, devious and distructive things.
Possibly most examplified by television, which allows the viewer to witness and enjoy drama, crime, scandal, murder, sex, and a literal plethora of things they otherwise wouldn't dare enjoy because of social pressures not to "be that guy", laws enforcing the opposite, or general consumer laziness, as well as the unlikelyhood of ever being in that situation.
Because the viewer's natural curiosity is now satisfied, the "cat" of the old saying is "brought back" and can continue to be a normal, upstanding citizen.

My friend always watches those crimedramas on TV. I think she's just fixing her cat, I bet she'd steal something if she wasn't so afraid of police.
Those old people, they're always fixing the cat by watching soaps. They've been out of the dramacircit too long to have any real scandals.

by JesterM September 25, 2005

Fishing with Fredo

To be dead, or as good as dead. In "The Godfather, Part II," Fredo Corleone plots to have his brother Michael killed, but the plot eventually fails. Learning of this, Michael waits for his revenge until their mother dies, at which time he arranges for Fredo to go fishing in a lake with Michael's hitman Al Neri. Needless to say, Fredo doesn't make it back to the shore.

"He's here, we're goin' fishing." - Fredo

"You’d better gas up the dinghy and go fishing with Fredo, because you are dead to me." - Dennis Miller, on France

by Roger Goodell December 16, 2007

Night Fishing

When a man wake up to find a woman using his hand to pleasure herself.

Tim work up to find Becky doing a spot of night fishing.

by American Steve April 27, 2006

Shit Fishing

When somone puts their arm down the piping of the toilet to find a shit. This is usually performed after somone else has just been to the toilet, obviously increasing the chance to find something.

There are many reasons people do shit fishing, but the three most commen reasons are:
Blocked toilet
Somone ate something that the person needed
Hunger

"Hey John, wanna play some b-ball on saturday?"
"I can't Stan, I'm going Shit Fishing with my dad."

by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008

high-fiving yul brenner

Male masturbation

Little Jimmy's mother caught him from "high-fiving Yul Brenner" again.

by Yul June 4, 2003