My Friend Wants to Know (MFWTK)

It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.

Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.

Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...

Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.

by AnGrYRameN December 16, 2016

Meme Friend

A meme friend, sometimes refered to as, " the meme of the friend" is the lowest form of friendship. Often the kind of person who would " break one's arm, in two places". A meme friend might not meet up with you at the weekend, or suddenly disappear. If you are called a, "meme friend" it means they prefer some other friend/ friend group. To be "more than a meme friend" this might inflict a "special" relationship between two people. Futhermore, a meme friend isn't a serious friend, only one that you don't take seriously, which you can't talk to about your life problems. Finally, to call someone a, "meme friend" is highly offencive, to not apologise to your victim, is very harsh and unforgivable.

" I don't see you guys as my real friends... you're more like my, "MEME FRIENDS"!

"Hey, do you think James will come out at the weekend", response, " Nah, he's more of a, MEME FRIEND".

Offensively; " You're such a MEME friend! I hate you!"

by Rabbit's Warren May 29, 2018

Gucci Friend

Noun. A friend who is more than a friend, but how much more cannot be defined because, according to the theory of Gucci Relativity postulated by Albert Gucci Einstein (husband of a Serbian Goddess); A Gucci particle's location in space-time cannot be observed without affecting it's intrinsic characteristics. Since a Gucci particle's true mass and velocity cannot be determined through observation, a Gucci Friend cannot be defined without breaking the laws of physics.

Hey Gucci Friend, Let's go to the beach and make love!

by ErosAmore May 30, 2018

Bag friend

The friend in the group that always carries a bag with them, usually a tote or a large purse. Helpful for when you don't want to hold your wallet or phone. They usually have mints and shit in there too.

Amy: I want to bring a water bottle but I don't wanna hold it the entire time we're out
Katie: Jessica always brings that big ass bag, she'll probably hold it for you.
Amy: Gotta love having a bag friend

by thebagfriend September 5, 2021

Your old friend blue

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember

A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019

Friend-Crush

The phenomenon of becoming fascinated with a casual acquaintance or friend of a mutual friend to the point where your perception of their awesomeness inexplicably inspires you to initiate a new friendship. Upon meeting said new-person the afflicted are riddled with feelings similar to those of a real crush; such as wanting to spend time with them, laughing at their jokes more than others, admiration, girly giddiness, etc., Friend crushes are notorious for striking quickly and inciting gossip. Friend Crushes are more commonly observed in females but are also rampant in the male world, albeit manifesting themselves in slightly different ways, see male specific definition under Man Crush

Lu: "Holy Crap Karamy is awesome, I think I have a total friend-crush on her!?"

by L0o October 27, 2009

National Slap Your SHORT Friend Day

National slap your short friend day is the day right after national slap your tall friend day, so NSYSF day is on February 12th! Y'all created slap your tall friend day so i create this because I'm the tallest out of my friends and they keep trying to slap me, so I thought this would even us out.

Vincy: Ow! How dare u!
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet

by Emmuchino December 7, 2019