That chick I took home last night really liked to mouth my Felt Coin Purse so much I let her stay till the morning...
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Get the feltcher mug.1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
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Get the make my impression felt mug.Very strange band from the 1980's. Helmed by recluse Lawrence Hayward, they released a lot of albums in a relatively short period of time. Most of the songwriting credits go to Lawrence and Maurice Deebank, the lead guitarist.
Their music is alternately silly and strangely appealing. While apparently they had some sort of cult following, none of said following has tried to copy their sound; on first listening the harmonies seem completely awkward, although it makes kinda more sense the third or fourth time around.
Not well-remembered by today's indie kids, but nevertheless deserves a listen, if only as a curiosity...
Their music is alternately silly and strangely appealing. While apparently they had some sort of cult following, none of said following has tried to copy their sound; on first listening the harmonies seem completely awkward, although it makes kinda more sense the third or fourth time around.
Not well-remembered by today's indie kids, but nevertheless deserves a listen, if only as a curiosity...
Felt was an indie band from England.
Felt is also the name for the collaboration between emcees Slug and Murs. Slug is the dude from Atmosphere.
Felt is also the name for the collaboration between emcees Slug and Murs. Slug is the dude from Atmosphere.
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Get the Felt mug.1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
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