You give me the feels.

You give me the feeling of love. I love you.

When I touch your hand you give me the feels.

by atts February 22, 2015

feedsdropping

Using Facebook's news-feed feature to eavesdrop on a conversation between two of your friends.

Jason wrote on Katy's wall:

"hey i'm having a party saturday. u comin?
don't tell michelle cuz last time she was
at my place she got totally trashed and
puked all over my couch, fuckin bi..."

Katy wrote on Jason's wall:

"Haha yeah I'll be there. You better hope
she's not feedsdropping 'cuz she's got a
lotta dirt on you."

Michelle wrote on Jason's wall:

"Fuck you asshole! You're parties suck and
I didnt puke and I'm gonna tell everyone
that your cock is small!"

Michelle wrote on Katy's wall:

"J is gonna delete my comment I know it so
leave this one up. Jason has a very tiny
cock!"

Jason wrote on Katy's wall:

"shit i forgot to change my privacy settings"

by LazyNinja September 17, 2007

feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin

Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.

by Nuckra June 4, 2003

fecescocoasis

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate

Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?

by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007

Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.

Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.

by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009

endangered feces

Toxic people, people who are so full of shit, that their actions will damage the ozone, the environment and destroy democracy if given power. Corporations that don't have solutions for oil spills.

Dick Cheney lacks a heartbeat b/c he is an endangered feces. Doctors have to jumpstart his humanity.

by prinmare July 17, 2010

feels over reals

A slogan used to make fun of people who allow their emotions to override reality when it contradicts their desired narratives. These people suffer from post truth and tend to be victims of fearmongering. The term is primarily directed towards people on the left, primarily SJWs or Progressive "Liberals." This is because while both sides of the political and social spectrum have their issues, the left has a major problem with policing their radicals and mentally ill, allowing them into positions of leadership and authority.

The feels over reals people suffer from cognitive dissonance as they claim they care about facts and reason despite spreading lies and fear.

by spootyhead January 23, 2017