1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work
2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"
3) When attempting something stupid and failing
2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"
3) When attempting something stupid and failing
!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.
Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
by bluefir111 July 12, 2009
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Normal person with decent music taste: lol more like Black Fail brides. hehe.
Normal person with decent music taste: lol more like Black Fail brides. hehe.
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asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail
by thaibnerd January 16, 2010
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Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
by Montantanto January 28, 2009
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by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009
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Kilgore: Hey are Billy and Valencia still going out?
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.
by scotty.does.know April 24, 2011
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Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.
Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.
FAIL.
To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.
AIDS and FAIL.
Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.
Acquired immune deficiency syndrome is a disease which is slow and painful to kill.
Its also a weight loss drug found commonly in Africa.
FAIL.
To fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved.
AIDS and FAIL.
Combine the two and you get a creamy delicious filling of slow and painful death by ones own incompetence and/or stupidity.
Jimmy: "I just posted up a new youtube video to my myspace account of me having sex with my stuffed toy collection!
Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"
Tommy: "Dude that shit is so lame that it's filled with AIDS and FAIL!"
by MortisNai March 8, 2008
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