A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007
Get the fail train mug.A fail video is a video documenting an act of failure, often involving unexpected humiliation, embarrassment, pain, or self-ownage. Entertaining fail videos sometimes become viral videos or memes.
by null_device May 14, 2009
Get the fail video mug.A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.
Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...
by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011
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Dad: Hey son, did you check your Electronic Mail? I sent you one of those hilarious fails! Haha!
Son: You just sent me a completely fail-free picture with absolutely no evident presence of even a hint of fail. Fail Fail!
Son: You just sent me a completely fail-free picture with absolutely no evident presence of even a hint of fail. Fail Fail!
by urbandictionaryroxlol May 18, 2010
Get the Fail Fail mug.Someone who constantly fails at something, and generally Life in its self. Can be told to the person as a pay out.
Excuse me, sir can i plz ride take a ride on your fail boat.
Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.
Hey lets all jump on to this noobs fail boat and take a ride down Fail Lake.
by World Owner January 14, 2009
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Get the Fail fruit mug.A fail pwn is best described by using an example. Say a friend of yours requests back-up in any video-game, and you tell them you can't play because you are too tired; this would be a friend fail. If on top of friend failing, your friend gets slaughtered in whatever game they played and lets you know the next day about it, the appropriate response from the absent friend would be, "fail pwn," since by their friend fail, the other was pwned.
Jonny: Wow, you left me to die last night on counter-strike. We got completely slaughtered. What a fail.....
Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.
Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.
by lglpwn January 7, 2010
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