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fecescocoasis

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate
Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?
by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007
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facespacing

v: the act of simultaneously checking both myspace and facebook.
Shaq: Hey man! What you doin?
Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.
by masonjar May 29, 2008
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Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.
Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.
by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009
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faces

US Currency worth more than a dollar. There are singles and the rest are faces. Singles are usually spending money while faces are for saving (for street level drug dealers).
I don't spend any faces unless its for some new Jordans or child support.
by Juanita95898 April 12, 2012
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endangered feces

Toxic people, people who are so full of shit, that their actions will damage the ozone, the environment and destroy democracy if given power. Corporations that don't have solutions for oil spills.
Dick Cheney lacks a heartbeat b/c he is an endangered feces. Doctors have to jumpstart his humanity.
by prinmare July 17, 2010
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Stamping Happy Faces

When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.
I have to go take a right shit now... I'm stamping happy faces in my underwear!
by Kacie A. January 12, 2006
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feces

A matter of fecal (shit) that is usually dipersed through the ass... see fecal japan
Look at all that feces!

Man, thats some major feces!
by Jigga April 27, 2003
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