facespooked

that sudden shock when an old friend (or enemy) from your past finds you on Facebook

my 25th hs reunion is coming up...seems i'm facespooked daily.

by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009

facepalmitude

When something fails so much it earns a facepalm.

Bob: Hey look at this article about a church hiring scientists to help them find God!
Steve: I just got my daily dosage of facepalmitude

by I'm Out Of Ideas March 30, 2010

facepipe

Someone who has an addiction to facebook is smoking the facepipe.

C'mon man, you might as well be smoking crack. Put the facepipe down!

Dude you've been on there all morning, get off the facepipe and come outside!

by jadedoracle17 June 2, 2010

facephone

When you visit facebook on your cellphone. So instead of saying facebook, you say facephone.

-"Where is my poke?"
- "I don't have that function on facephone"

Or

- "Who are you texting to?"
- "I'm not texting anyone, I'm updating my status on facephone"

by Fcukit May 6, 2011

facepocalypse

The impending (as of 2011) doom of Facebook, as it falls to Google+

Me: Sorry about the photo flood, but I was putting all my facebook photos on google plus to preprare for the facepocalypse

THE FACEPOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!

by TheWebProphet August 2, 2011

faceplam

A faceplam is a facepalm that, unlike a facepalm, is for a much stupider reason, like if someone says "Hey look, a flying shark".
Another faceplam reason would if someone is just simply stupid. For example: if someone points out something you already know for the 50th time.

Bob: Hey Joe, did you know that dogs are canines
Joe: THIS IS THE 50TH TIME YOU TOLD ME THIS *faceplams*

by Prism Panther November 26, 2014

fakeupjacob

a dumb kid that doesnt know how to do anything but has a youtube channel

fakeupjacob is a faggot.

by ffakeu May 19, 2016