FTITM

First thing in the morning.
Something you will do once you've jerked off, had your morning coffee and smoked some cigarettes.

bengt: I really must kill that bitch.
pixlez: Yeah, but let's do it FTITM.

by pixlez August 6, 2004

ftr

For the record

Ftr, it was you who lost our streak, not me.

by pseudonyms.are.for.the.weak August 3, 2020

ftph

Fuck The Pirate Hunters
If you don't want us to download your content illegally; fix your business model and let us pay for it!
But DON'T make us wait, it's all about availability!

Dude #1: Where can I get the latest episode of X?
Dude #2: It's not available! Use PirateBay, FTPH!

by Maniac Breinnvin December 2, 2013

fts

fuck this shit

used online and such when you are hating whats going on at the moment

fts, i can't believe she grounded me for being only a 1/2hr late!

by shutup and type April 13, 2005

FTFZ

Fuck the Friend Zone

acronym for what all men think when their relationship with a skeet af female ends up in the friendzone. they include high fives, separate room sleepovers, and more high fives

"so bro, i saw you and rachel leave the football game early. how was the sex?"
ftfz

by latebro December 30, 2011

ftsk

Stands for: Forever The Sickest Kids

FTSK is a band from Dallas, Texas. They are a rock/powerpop band that consists of 6 members. For more info check them out at MySpace.

"FTSK is an amazing band."

by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) January 17, 2008

FTSOF

For the sake of fuck.

FFS = "for fuck's sake", NOT "for fuck sake".

And, "for fuck's sake" = "for the sake of fuck". Just as "for Pete's sake" = "for the sake of Pete", or "for goodness' sake" = "for the sake of goodness".

Stop typing "for fuck sake", FTSOF!

by The Spelling Fairy October 23, 2009