Fecalphelia

the obsession with fecal matter and oderous eminations from ones ass.

this webmaster is a fecalpheliac.

by JED ANDERSON January 15, 2004

fecal flakes

1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.

2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.

Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"

by Nathan Rowell May 4, 2007

fecal-dildo

a fecal-dildo is to shit into a condom and put it in the freezer, there for frezzing it solid you should be able to insert it into your vagina or if gay into your ass as a masterbation tool. or of a female homo make 2and insert one in pussy and one in ass. once becomeing soft form back into shape and place back into the freezer for next use.

thank you have a nice day

by asia July 11, 2004

Fecal shower

The art of removing a shower head from a shower and then defecating into it. The shower head is then returned so that the person or partner can then shower in the liquid faeces !

by Bulb November 4, 2003

fecalfeliacs

a stupid word thought up by somebody at the Weekly World News.
It means somebody that has an abnormal appetite or liking for shit

My brother is a fecalfeliac. He eats shit.

by Jason Lonegal February 7, 2005

Fecal Fetus

A foul term in relation to the act of deficating, or a homosexual comment about making a child.

After Dirk ate 4 steaks, and 3 potatoes, he gave birth to a fecal fetus that broke the toilet.

I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.

by demtris October 1, 2006

Fecal Lucidity

A moment of clarity followed by the realization of just how shitty a given situation truly is. Commonly follows the act of undertaking a task, usually work related, and once fecal lucidity is achieved it is punctuated by the phrase "Oh, fuck!", "Fuck me!", or "Shitty shit shat!"

When Tim was assigned the task of recording company account spenditures he was elated but after going through expense reports and other financial records he had a moment of fecal lucidity, screamed "fuck me!", and ran to the closest bar to get blotto.

by MrMethod September 13, 2008