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Functional Retard

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1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.

2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.

3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."
Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?

Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.
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“Bro are there any words for peak fiction
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Breaking Bad is peak fiction
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Fictionary

When something is both fiction and imaginary
The story is about a fictionary town
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fictionary

fiction: literary type using invented or imaginative writing, instead of real facts, usually written as prose.

dictionary: a reference work with a list of words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word's meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data.

fictionary: a reference work with a list of invented or imaginary words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word's meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data.
The Urban Dictionary is a "fictionary."
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Urban Fictioning

The act of adding a word to Urban Dictionary, preferably the name of a friend or foe, as a means to passive-aggressively express love or ridicule. The false definitions are easily noticed and look to be added by an adolescent teenage girl.
I can't stand Urban Fictioning!
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