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Hot Box Fart

A fart with such a blast and stench that it remains potent for years to come. They are available in multiple magnitudes and forms, but only the strongest experience a true hot box fart.
As I saw my wall slowly cave to the shape of asscheeks I realized I was in grazed by the overbearing power of John Blowe. With a shattering clap of ass, I felt the absolute blast of a magnitude 5 hot box fart.
by John Blowe January 1, 2021
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pee pee poo poo fart fart

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.
you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh
by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021
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fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.
The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.
by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008
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fart cannon

A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.
A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?
by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003
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fart sommelier

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.
I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.
by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010
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fart curious

Is the need to take sniff of a someone's fart or poop smell despite being warned not to, knowing full well that it may result in smelling something gross.
"I don't know why Morgan would go in there!" "Me neither! She must be fart curious."
by l4star February 1, 2015
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Fart Scratch

When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.
It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.
by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019
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