Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008

ejaculation wad

A derogatory term describing one who acts in such a way that they resemble a wad of the contents produced when one ejaculates.

That Ejaculation Wad just pissed on me!

by Steve-0 !RADSHAK! December 9, 2008

emaculate

A form of the word immaculate used by shady people trying to sell usually crappy cars.

This mercedes is emaculate with 300K miles and a damaged title and interior

by skwerlabusr May 14, 2011

ejaculate

to exclam or say somthing

hahahha

on the hardy boys one says "look out billy"hank ejaculated

by Sir Taylor of Pants December 3, 2003

Bucaneer of Ejaculationary Fluids

More commonly refered to as Jizz Pirate, this is the name given to 'Jizz Pirates' on the black market, however to the law and most others Jizz Pirate is what they are known by.

It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!

See Jizz Pirate for more details.

Jack was nervous at first, with the penis at his mouth, however remembering his new position of bucaneer of ejaculationary fluids, he knew that this mans semen needed to be hijacked.

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

Ejaculatum

Gizz, spunk, single-barreled pump-action yoghurt-rifle bullets.

Marmaduke embarrassingly unloaded some ejaculatum onto Jezebel's face, while trying to complete a pearl necklace.

by TooFarTony December 6, 2006

Sandcastle Ejaculation

Verb - While having sex on a beach, before climax, pulling out and Ejaculating(cumming,coming) on the sand. Afterwards, you build a small castle using the sand and ejaculate.

Noun - the once sticky, now dried residue of beach sex used for the construction of sand sculptures.

Verb
'Dave, how come your sandcastle is so sturdy?'
'Well, Bob, funny you should mention come. The secret is Sandcastle Ejaculation .'

Noun
'Damn Jeff, that is one big fucking sandcastle'
'Yeah, my balls ache...I sure needed a lot of Sandcastle Ejaculate to make that tower.'

by chris kringle October 4, 2006