EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.

*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

Empty koolaid

When you bust a nut so many times that your testicules look like a empty koolaid pouch

John was in an orgy recently and I heard he got an empty koolaid pouch

by Jaun Marston January 10, 2019

Empey

A bad A** that is THE BUFFEST and best at almost everything, except for GOOCH who slays women and men and dosnt care

Bro you sooo empeyd THAT

THEY CALL ME EMPEY.

by 173949382615183940583169 April 15, 2019

Emohypebeast

When someone is emo on the inside but a hypebeast on the outside

Dude Tom what happened to you?!
I’m an Emohypebeast now

by Guesta56 April 19, 2019

Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019

Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 13, 2020