by baddie08 January 22, 2022
Get the emile mug.Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023
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A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.
A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.
by Husband1 July 23, 2021
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by only 4 the savage one March 21, 2019
Get the Emile mug.When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.
Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy
by sneed1492 February 14, 2025
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Most Emil also have every bitches' number so they can have sexsual intercourse whenever they want.
Most Emil also have every bitches' number so they can have sexsual intercourse whenever they want.
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