A random guy met on Tinder, who enjoys beer, photography and Hans Zimmer
Person 1. 'I prefer drink a draft than be one'
Person 2. 'You must be a Paul-Emile!'
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The name "Aksel Emil Sayin" is know to be gay and not be funny he shits himself every day
Aksel Emil Sayin fucks dogs
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A guy who loves soda and listens to Mac de Marco. Typical lives nearby a Train station
So what are you doing today?; Im just relaxing at home... Ah so Hans Emil - see you tomorrow
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the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.
Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil
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Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom
guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil
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Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
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