emiler

A person who gets really emotional when they listen to 1D but listens to gangster rap to hide the sad truth. They are usually someone who another being cannot be around for too long or else the other being will get offended or start to cry. Their only friend is usually a dog, because dogs don't judge and they smol with floof. But Emilers have a GREAT personality. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow I can't believe emiler

by Poopookachoom8 December 11, 2016

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Emil

Emil is a wannabe. Everything he do is wannabe

Dont be such Emil, aka; wannabe

by TheRealWobah January 29, 2018

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Emil Jansson

Emil Jansson has a big dick 47cm , and he likes pussy very mutch.he walkes strange becuse he has fucked so many girls to hard. If you se a guy in Sweden that walks strange and have a houge cock it's an Emil Jansson.

If you se him and you are a girl he can fuck you hard as fuck.

Girl 1: Emil Jansson fucks me hard ewery week.
Girl 2: yeah, he fucks me also.

by Emil Jansson December 12, 2016

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emil klinker

A legend, better than anyone else.

Wow, that guy is the coolest ever.
He must be an Emil Klinker

by Ninjaguden January 31, 2017

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Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

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