Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.

Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election

by Dave November 2, 2004

Carmen Electra

Incredibly sexy woman that literally everyone wants to have sex with. Men all desire her and even most women I've met want to sleep with her. She's rumoured to be amazing fuck and rates herself as 10 out of 10 in bed. Can't act anywhere near as good as she can screw but who cares? She's hot as hell!

That chick was nearly as good a fuck as Carmen Electra

by Gaxe May 13, 2005

carmen electra

Sexiest woman in the whole fucking universe. Perfect face, fantastic bangable body, awesome eyes.... dude this chick could pee all over my chest cause I bet she pees Dom Perignon.

Give me Carmen Electra over Angelina-Overrated-Jolie anyday.

by Chad VanderGriff April 22, 2008

electric negro

Awakening during the final seconds of REM sleep. Accompanied by phlegm and a sharp cough.

"Man, I feel asleep in math class today. When the teacher woke me up i felt like an electric negro."

by Gwugluud Barcher March 19, 2008

The Electric Eel

The sexual act in which the woman is on the bed in doggy style position and the man rubs his feet across a carpeted floor to "energize his eel" with static electricity and shocks the woman in the pussy or ass before insertion.

(this works best in dry climates)

I was about to put a dent in Mary's ass but I gave her The Electric Eel and she jump right out the bed!

by SKAR808 October 6, 2009

fake election

The 2016 American Election in which Putin cleverly maneuvered his golden shower-loving pal straight into the White House.

“Fake news makes for a fake election and a fake President; Russia is the world’s biggest expert on this stuff!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

electric nigger

Someone who is taken advantage of, usually in terms of labor, treated like a slave or a gopher. He/she is expected to do and behave like some plugged in appliance or machine, that simply functions and does what is told without an ounce of gratitude or respect. Mechanical laborer.

"There is no way in Hell that I am not going to be his little electric nigger for what he's paying me!"

by Tooyabooya June 4, 2007