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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Represented by the number 8. To rednecks and pro-southern white trash who aren't actual Christians, this man is The Redneck Jesus. He is literally worshiped by many people throughout the South and even the lower regions of the Midwest.
The millions of NASCAR fans (or followers) watch or attend the races to worship their savior: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., the Redneck Jesus.
by smart ass May 30, 2005
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

1.) Overexposed NASCAR driver who wouldn't be half as famous as he is if he didn't have his father's name. (see: media whore)

2.) One who turns left in a stripped-down family sedan for 4 hours. (see: boring, mindnumbing, and trivial)

3.) One who lacks any real driving ability. (see: talentless)

4.) One who crashes and burns on road courses with right-hand turns, no matter how slight they may be. (see: unintentional drifter, granny shifter, handbrake whore, and noob)
Poor Mr. Earnhardt... Flying off the course and bursting into flames on that 10-degree right-hand turn...
by Ninja Disaster November 21, 2004
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

An openly gay NASCAR driver.
Wouldn't his father shit if he knew June Bug was gay?
by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

The most overrated NASCAR driver of all time. He hasn't even won a race in over 2 years, for fucks sake. So shut up and quit your crying, stupid junior fans. He's OVERRATED. The only reason why people like junior is because of his dead father, which is a pretty stupid reason to like him.

By the way, Kyle Busch is a far superior driver to Junebug. I can tell that he has potential to be the next Jeff Gordon, unlike the mediocre Junior who hasn't even won a race in over 2 years.
by not found [Error 404] May 8, 2008
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Dale Earnhardt

Do you people not know the meaning of respect? The man ran into a wall and died, why are you making fun of that? What about people who drive drunk and then kill people becuase they get in accidents? Earnhardt was one of the best in his sport and I would appreciate it if you weren't so damn disrespectful.
Half of the people on here are fucking morons.
by Certain people need lives February 19, 2005
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a cute pansexual agender emo trashcan who's great to cuddle
A lot of people think Elaina is rude, but really she's just too royal to talk to those mainstream bitches
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Dale Earnhardt

When your doing a chick up the ass put her head first in the wall
Son: Wow dad what was that move?
Dad: I put her head in the wall going into turn 4 just like Dale Earnhardt
by Isshe18 January 2, 2012
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