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Kenneth Edward Owens II

A rapper who also goes by FutaMane
Ay, Kenneth Edward Owens II, when are you gonna drop that new album "FutaLovin"?!?!
by ImJayOng May 10, 2022
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The Old Cedric To Edward

1: When someone really cool, polite, and yet unpopular goes up a notch on the Asshole Scale.
2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
1:
Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
2:
Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
by ruk182 February 7, 2010
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edward town middle school

Where do I start.... well the school is made up of an odd mix of kids. I’d say 20% maddd ghetto, 40% emo/edgy 🤮, 20% popular/preppy, 10% gay kids (some really awesome but some mad annoying), and 10% is made up of actually decent people. Most of the teachers are feminists and that gets hella annoying. Also we have pretty bad modified teams (and some JV). Half the kids have awesome grades in everything always and the other half are literally failing, and have been since day one; there’s no inbetween. The 6th graders act like they’re in high school. Our band and our choir really suck. Also Kids get beaten up every day, some have to go to the hospital. One kid even committed suicide from the hate he got from his classmates (we are NOT going to talk about it right now) and that is very very sad I’m sorry to everyone that knew him. So yea our school is not great but it’s also not exactly terrible in my opinion.
Uh oh, did you here my friend (insert name) got thrown into the wall today at Edward Town Middle School?
by ImGoodAtFortnite May 19, 2018
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harry edward styles

the most attractive man you will ever lay your eyes on. not to mention he is possibly the sweetest human to ever live, and funny too. sadly, he belongs to boo bear.
hey did you know if you search up harry styles one direction on the giphy thing for urban dictionary louis pops up?

they're soul mates. harry edward styles and louis william tomlinson <33
by thatgirlmic July 3, 2021
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edward scissorhands

johnny depp was super-cute in it.
by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
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Edward Cullen

The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you

numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low

self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it

doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to

1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl

who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him

After dating an Edward Cullen you will

1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009
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Edward

Totally hot person. He's the guy you wanna go out with 24/7 amirite
He's blonde and tall and o my jesus dat ass
Often has a fierce ass last name
Who wouldn't want a piece of Edward?
- Look at dat edward
- He's such a bae
- amirite
by Celleeen March 13, 2015
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