panda express

A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).

The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).

"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "

by Banana Lover April 15, 2006

Wuhan Express

Fornication in Wuhan China without wearing a surgeon’s mask or condom

Damn, did you hear Jake banged that chick on his business trip in Wuhan without a cock-sock or N95? Dude took the fast track Wuhan Express route for coronavirus.

by MayorJohnLee March 3, 2020

Polar Express

Sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) pissing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your ass and or vagina until you cum.

"Mark gave himself a good Polar Express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor."

by Nickb123 November 27, 2012

pony express

the act of defecating into a mailbox. a particularly difficult technique usually used as a punishment.

-Dude, Bill Six shit in his ex-girlfriend's mailbox!
-Ah, yes, the pony express!

by jhubillsixfan March 8, 2005

polar express

running a train on someone with tom hanks

me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.

by p.nasty January 10, 2012

Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express

by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010

katie express

term for smearing PB on your ass and sitting on a girls face

she was katie expressed last night

by Syber March 17, 2008