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Erectile Disfunction

Men who cant stand up for their women if you know what I mean.
Wanna have sex? Nope got Erectile disfunction and cant have sex.
by Penis-Meister121 April 27, 2007
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erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 1, 2004
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Erector Set

Those certain females who have such a nice pair of tits on them that, regardless of what she is wearing, it will cause an onlooking male to develop an instant erection.
Oops, I need to excuse myself for a few minutes because that cheerleader has an outstanding erector set on her.
by malarrya May 11, 2009
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Erection Span

When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!

Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.
My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.
by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010
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dumbo erectus

n. Dumbo erectus is the next step in human devolution. With a lower IQ than homo sapiens, and yet a normal human stride and a keen taste for fashion, dumbo erectus is the product of generations of breeding between shallow homo sapiens. The devolution towards dumbo erectus began with the invention of the television. Dumbo erectus can be found living within all modern homo sapiens populations, but higher concentrations are found in North America, with the center of population in Hollywood, California.
Cyndi, don't linger too long on Hollywood Boulevard, you might be jumped by dumbo erectus and forced to give birth to born again Christians.
by Anarkhos November 4, 2013
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Eren Jaeger

That boy over there is such a Eren Jaeger!
by magicalsquishy December 7, 2018
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