A wet vagina from the result of sexual intercourse between two women by rubbing vaginas together,scissoring, or when the male pulls out and ejaculates on the vagina. Dorito being a reference to a triangle or diamond, which in turn are frequently used as metaphors for a woman's vagina.
by trinalise July 7, 2011
Get the soggy dorito mug.- Occurs when someone sees something very obscure, such as a bag of Doritos, and experiences a moment of enlightenment, inspiration, or revelation
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.
by Dr. Eric Foreskin February 19, 2009
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Dritans are usually really rude to people. They have no chill and can really be illogical. To sum it all up, they’re overall douchebags and are NOT fit to be teachers.
Person 1: That guy is such a Dritan.
Person 2: I agree bro, he definitely isn’t fit to be a teacher.
Person 2: I agree bro, he definitely isn’t fit to be a teacher.
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Get the Drits mug.the ominous and rare disease of God cursing you with a constant stench of lingering Dorito on your hands. You will forever be tempted to munch off your hands and leave a nub to write with.
Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.
by OhNizzOandGibbyiO May 24, 2010
Get the doritoisomnimousphiosis mug.n. Any person acting ratchet, usually due to large amounts of vodka, and possesses an ability to twerk anywhere in any position. A key characteristic of a Drit is that they do not care about who, what, where, when how and why. Also, they sing and rap loudly.
v. Dritted. To get dritted. To become a turnt up hot mess, twerk, and look ratchet.
The original Drit, named her self this, and as a party favorite, everyone wants to be a Drit.
v. Dritted. To get dritted. To become a turnt up hot mess, twerk, and look ratchet.
The original Drit, named her self this, and as a party favorite, everyone wants to be a Drit.
Drits can be seen wearing very little, with too much hanging out at public events, on someone's front porch, or posted up on some curb, sipping vodka, bent over twerking while singing to their favorite jam.
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Get the Drit mug.From the Latin word 'durus' meaning "rude or cruel," duritext is often a hateful or disrespectful message or comment in a text that's purpose is to hurt another individual emotionally.
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