danish taco

An abnormally blonde vagina with blue spots around the clitorus

It's all fun and games until she pulls her danish taco out

by Jigglybins October 9, 2016

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

muhammad ammar danish

He's the most handsome guy you'll meet . Love his friends so much . Always act fool/cool but deep inside his heart, he actually care. Rarely makes joke but once he make it you'll laugh so hard. maybe he'll annoyed you but when he's not around , you'll miss him .

muhammad ammar danish look so match with nurinnn awww

by yennnhehe March 3, 2023

Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.

You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts

by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011

DANISH

A person who is overly infatuated with Dane Cook, and his comedy.

*At lacrosse practice, one boy shoots hard... anothr says..."FUCK BEES" for no apparent reason. This Person wouild be considered a "DANISH"

by laxkilla14 April 18, 2006

danish

the biggest fagget in the whole fuckin world

that guys a right danish

by assdas October 20, 2009

Custard Danish

A variation on 'cream pie', the custard danish is when a dog (traditionally a great dane) ejaculates inside of a woman/man, in either the vagina or the anus.

My dog gave her a Custard Danish while she was passed out drunk!

by Octoboss January 7, 2011