Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

by Justasaying May 18, 2019

Dry Syphon

A blowjob with a sock on the weiner.

Yo they dry syphoned me so good.

by drydrydry March 6, 2020

perfectly dry

The condition of Ben Shapiro's wife's pussy.

Ben: My wife has a perfectly dry p word
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben

by nigger37487209852 September 15, 2020

dry life

boring,

She needs to get back to her dry life and let me handle planning the vacation.

by Pontette June 5, 2017

dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017

dry bill

Opposite of a Wet Willie a Dry Bill is when you stick your finger in someone’s ear dry

I’m gonna give you a dry bill

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017