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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
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drunken scoop

When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF
Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!

Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!
by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015
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drunken cobra

n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.
by Sonya H. July 24, 2008
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The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash

The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash occurred on October 8th, 2022, at Chelsea and Thomas's house. It is where all of Chelsea's friends got together to celebrate her 33rd birthday by getting drunk and trying to spell words.
The Drunken National Levine Spelling Birthday Bash WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!
by leeparkershepherd October 8, 2022
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drunken aggravation

Slang term that refers to a large aircraft maintenence facility in the midwest (Cornhusker State) where greed and hillbillies run rampant. See also fucktackle.
I used to work at drunken aggravation, but got fired for having more than common sense.
by Cumbuster14 September 28, 2013
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Perfectly Drunken Night

A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”

Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019
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