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drink and shrink 

or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin'

This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it.

noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard"
I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!

Drink Raped 

The violated feeling a Starbucks barista has after a strenuous frappuccino happy hour where everyone in a 50 mile radius comes out to participate in a half price pandemonium. Also applies for weekend shifts with no promotions.

The feeling a Starbucks customer has after they've incurred an absurd charge for their 12, 16, or 20oz hand crafted beverage
I've lost all faith in humanity after I was drink raped from 10 until 3. Happy hour, my ass...

I have 4 insufficient funds charges from getting drink raped at starbucks

drink pepsi 

when you to one to drink pepsi or when you drink pepsi
Hey pass me that pepsi i wanna drink pepsi

drink your milkshake 

to cause harm to another person (usually physical)
john:did you see the fight at dude's party last night?
jesse:yeah, zafo drank that boy's milkshake.

"i drink your milkshake! i drink it up!" *beats someone to death with a bowling pin

Drink your juice shelby

When someone is acting like a lemming or a follower or must be patronized for acting pathetic or dropped the ball
“How could you be so negligent and irresponsible ? drink your juice Shelby “

Drink! the game 

"Drink! the game" was invented in Lawrence, KS, in the fall of 2009.

"Drink! the game" is a game with few rules. Only one, in fact: You tell the people around you to drink. If they don't, they're not your friend anymore. If they do, they're awesome.

Conversely, everyone else (as long as they are also drinking) can order you to drink. And, as per the rule, you have to drink, too.

The point is not to overdo it. If you tell people to drink too often, you a jerk and no one will want to play "Drink!" with you.
Person A to everyone: "Drink! the game" is on.
Person B to Person C: Drink!
Person A to Person D: Drink!
Person C to Person A: Drink!
Person D to everyone: All drink!
Drink! the game by Thomasaurus April 19, 2010