Wanking Dead Dogs off

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.

"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"

by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008

reservoir dogs

The results of defecating in the water tank of a toilet.

"Don't tell anyone, but I totally left some nice reservoir dogs in the staff bathroom..."

by Leetamus September 3, 2009

Tub the dogs

Have you ever tried to put two dogs in a bath tub. One just keeps jumpin out. This is very simular to trying to cram both of your balls into a girls twat. You can get one in, but as soon as you try to get the second one in, POP, out pops the first one.

Tubing the Dogs is very difficult

by Benner January 16, 2004

Dogsex

Alvaro's middle name.

Hey, Alvaro Dogsex Pasek, eat my shorts!

by Steaver370 May 5, 2004

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

by nimphoboy May 17, 2006

Raining cats and dogs

As correctly stated, this is a literal phrase dating from 17th century England. Back in the day, peasants used what little land they owned for crops and such, so could not afford to keep cats and dogs on their land. As a result, people used to keep their animals on the thatched roofs of their cottages. When it rained heavily, the thatching became very perilous and slippery, causing the cats and dogs to fall off!

Oh golly, it sure is raining cats and dogs old chap!

by NickR June 22, 2005

the dogs bollocks

something that is super cool

man, the sex we had last night was the dogs bollocks!

by craig February 16, 2004