docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.

Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.

by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019

slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014

Thunder Docking

2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.

Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!

by Blueish-Yellow Mario July 21, 2023

soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.

Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”

by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018

emo docking

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

extreme docking

When a guy inserts his penis into the urethra of another guy’s penis

“Hey Steve would you like to extreme docking?”

by I'm not a feminist May 13, 2019

Mud docking

When two people press each other's assholes against each other, and proceed to shit into the other's ass. It is then passes back and forth between the partners.

Went to an orgy once and there was a mud docking train going

by Keif420 June 4, 2018