newly divorced

When Karen takes the kids and leaves you sad and alone.

Hey,bud!
Hey!
Me and Karen divorced and got full custody over the kids!
Newly divorced too,huh?

by BigBoyImalexx November 23, 2019

Non-divorced

Non-divorced

Beside status of single, married, separated and divorced, the „family status“ of „Non-divorced“ we be can use in „half-joke“ mode, when we want to state that our marriage is practically over but legally still valid.

We are „nondivorced“ due to time necessary to resolve this matter or other obstacles that prevent us to claim singlehood. It can be just a current or event permanent state of the matter.

In other words - we don‘t wanna lie about our legally valid marriage but we also feel the need to accentuate the absence of real couplehood and life partnership.

Other languages might claim this family status as:

Nerazveden/a in Serbian
Nondivorziato/a in Italian
Nichtgeschieden in German

Are you single or married?
-I am non-divorced.

How come?
-A long story. it would cost me a fortune to actually legally divorce, but my husband/wife and I are non living together for over a year.

Are you married?
-I am nondivorced. We wait until the children grow up, but we are just partners in parentship, living under same roof, but not an actual couple.

-So, you have an open relationship/open marriage?
-No, two of us have no romantical/sexual connection with each other, whatsoever. We are just parents to our kids. We wait that they grow up, before we separate.

by Mickey_85 April 29, 2022

Dead Dick Divorce

When a wife is trapped in a sexless marriage and her sexual needs met through extramarital affairs with one ore more lovers but she remains married with her dead dicked husband. Usually due to his money, children, lifestyle, social or political status or convenience.

Although Ken and Barbara have been married for 30 years, Barb got a dead dick divorce and has been whoring around for 20 of them. Ken’s money keeps her around.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2021

Divorce Party

The marital equivalent of dancing on someones grave...

Girl 1: Hey, I'm having a divorce party to celebrate parting with my ex- husband, wanna come?
Girl 2: Geez, you've already got the house, half his savings and the kids... dont you think that's pushing it?
Girl 1: Hell no, I know I cheated but no ones perfect right? and he certainly wasn't when he found out... his inappropriate behaviour was the reason for our divorce :)
Girl 2: Well, I think its an insult to the years you did spend as a couple... so no I won't be going.
Girl 1: Suit yourself :)

by Firelovesugar100 March 20, 2011

Divorce

When an amazingly good looking young man decides his wife doesn't meet his standards. (Standards such as
Cooking ability, Money, Willing to be housewife, dishwashing abilities, ironing abilities, oh and she works and isn't allowed to buy shoes)

When Eddie Divorces Amy because her cookin abiliities are not up to par.

by The Sexiest man alive March 20, 2005

divorce

A way to start a new life while ending one marriage; children may gain more loving parents and siblings through remarriage.

Joe and Becky got a divorce, and remained friends afterwards.

by Natasha Lynn November 11, 2008

Divorce Party

Also referred to as a "Reverse Bachelor Party". Party thrown, usually involving strippers and/or prostitutes, celebrating the end of one of your boys blessed unions. Symbolizes his newly re-found freedom.

Joey finally kicked the bitch to the curb, and we're having a divorce party at Scores.

by Chris L. December 16, 2003