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choir director

There are worse things in life than pit bulls, there are choir directors.
Choir directors are either like your best friend, or you worst enemy. I have one choir current choir director, but know three. Two out of the three give you hell.
by blondie4E May 25, 2009
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directionally challenged

A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).
One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.
by DrWhosis April 3, 2010
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directioners

directioners are a group of clowns who support this one group called one direction wich had to take a “hiatus” and never came back. directioners happen to clown every single day of their life. basically directioners are a circus full of clowns.
“what are the one direction stans called?”
i think they are called the directioners”
by slutforlouist91 December 25, 2020
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direct link

Direct linking means what it says - directly linking to someone else's image, usually by right-clicking and copying the URL to use elsewhere. It is considered by many to be a serious form of theft as you are taxing that person's bandwidth.
That naughty person direct-linked the animation from Karla's website!
by Jordie April 10, 2005
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One Direction

A group of 5 British chino wearing wankers who consistently release awful music, therefore pissing the entire male generation off but some how attracting the attention of thousands of wet girls, who are known as "directioners" you will see these girls parading the streets in nothing but mini skirts and low cut t-shirts all year round, if you ever see somebody who matches this criteria, ask them if they like one direction, you will be surprised!
Slag : "OMG all the one direction boys are sooo reem"

random passer by : "do you really think so?"

Slag : "Yeah course!! im a directioner"

Random passer by : *hits slag in face with spade*
by TopLad January 10, 2012
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Directed Suicide

A ridiculously awesome freshman-year program in DWM studies at Yale. Officially known as Directed Studies. Every week is essay week. Except especially awesome ones.

There are three classes: History/Political Thought, Philosophy, and Literature; they meet three times a week, with one lecture and two discussion sections each.

Everybody in DS hates DS, but after it's over they love it.
Directed Suicide demonstrates sexiness with dangerous style!

You: Wanna go to the dance on Thursday?
Me: Bitch please, I'm in DS!

Me: Man, now that I'm a senior I'm so glad I took DS.
You: ....
by Heraclitus December 9, 2008
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