Dimp

dimp describes the act of taking a dump (shit) and a dip (chew) at the same time.

My stomach hurts, I believe it may be time to take a dimp.

by Kevin Beckley October 21, 2009

Simple Dimple Pop It Squeeze

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A song that is funny

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!

by HamAJPW June 10, 2021

dimmocks

Dimmocks: 'dim-mucks' n.

1. Slack-breasts usually sported by older women with ginger hair who want to be 'free and easy' i.e. they don't feel the need to wear a bra or a garment that will at least keep their 'chest mumps' above navel level.

2. People who quote 'Monty Python' sketches word for word... usually students who were born many years after the damned thing originally aired.

3. Plural term applied to anyone who watches 'Big Brother'.

"Good God woman... we don't want to see yer dimmocks - go and put a cardigan on or summat - yer making me granddad heave!"

by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005

Dimp

To stomp on something with your foot, usually leaving a footprint in whatever got stomped.

I'm gonna dimp your face if you say that again.

by Lil Brudder October 16, 2009

dimper

Weed, marijuana, ganja, green, dank, trees.

"When I stu stu stu studder, I'm high on that Dimper". -esg 3 'n tha mornin' part 2

by blowinallday January 30, 2009

Dimbo

Think Bimbo/Himbo, only slower.

Brad called over to my place and got the neighbhours involved in trying to wake me up! What a Dimbo!

by FlossyFlossy June 17, 2009

Dimp Clit

A short faggot
Looks rather manly!
Someone who does not act their age

HAHA shes such a Dimp Clit i'd like to take a dump on her

by Jimmy90872 April 27, 2009