disasternoon

An afternoon where everything turns into a real disaster, a true disasternoon

Someone ate a bad sandwich for lunch and shits his/her pants in the office, what a disasternoon.

by El Marriachi May 31, 2022

disasterbaiting

Creating clickbait articles with headlines that make it seem as though a cataclysmic event is predicted in the future (typically an asteroid impact), when the article itself actually claims no such thing.

Another article about an asteroid "approaching" Earth, but actually predicted to miss by half a million miles... getting sick and tired of all this disasterbaiting.

by IndigoFenix August 18, 2022

Disasterpiece

When something is so terrible that it becomes a spectacle in its own right.

"The Lakers are 0-5!"

"Yeah, they're a complete disasterpiece."

by ZiggyStarscream October 29, 2022

disasternoon

It is when ones latter half of the day is going poorly. Combination of disastrous and afternoon.

J "How is your day going?"
K "Not too bad, bit of a rough post lunch period"
3rd person "Sounds like a real disasternoon

by Judaking3 November 1, 2022

Disasterpiece

A movie that is so entertainingly bad that you can't help finding it hilarious.

Superhero Movie is a flawless disasterpiece.

by O' Chungus December 19, 2022

Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

“You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.

by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023