Bag-o-dicks

Adjective used to describe someone that has reached a status higher than douche bag.

Hey, how much money does ol bag-o-dicks Daniels have to make before he will do his job ?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.

Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

by B-rizzy June 23, 2021

tripping over each others' dicks

Two people getting into each other's way.

During the riot, the cops were too busy tripping over each others' dicks to break up the mob.

by WLB August 23, 2007

Tuft of dicks

Three penises inserted into a single hole. Usually the asshole.

Ezra’s Mom preferred a tuft of dicks when it came to filling her gaping asshole.

by Ezra’s daddie June 14, 2018

Bag of dicks

(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.

they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!

by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

by Tarrak November 2, 2010