Derpy

Too stupid to move

Wow, you are so derpy

by Lily Billy December 1, 2016

square of despair

Similar to the "circle of trust," this is to describe the state of feeling despair-usually when you break-up with someone.

Mary, I am in the square of despair after I broke-up with John.

by im cooler than almost everyone December 19, 2008

derpyfag

Possibly the most retarded and autistic people not only in the MLP fandom, but on the internet. Period. They're not only obsessing over something that's ANTI funny, they're obsessing over a fucking animation error. This is a big reason why most people hate bronies, since no group of people have decreased their IQ even as much as below 3,861 as Derpyfags.

Derpyfag: DURPY IZ BEST POWNEE!!!!
Sane individual: No she isn't. At least choose an actual pony from the mane6, CMC, or secondary.
Derpyfag: NUUUUU SHE IZZ SUU CUTE DOSE PONIEEZ ARE WURTHLESS CUZ DEY NO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!1
Sane individual: Derpy is just a fucking animation error that got popular because some faggot on /co/ named her. She'd be fine if you retarded sperglord wouldn't shut the fuck up about her
Derpyfag:STFU U MAD CUZ DERPY IZ CUTE ERRY1 LUVS DURPY!!!!
Sane individual: Yeah, everyone
Derpyfag: SAVE DERPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sane individua:Why do you give a shit about her making another 1 second appearance?
Derpyfag:BECUZ SHES CUTE NOW KILL URSELF FAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Sane individual:Why do you feel the need to defend a fucking animation error?
Derpyfag:BECUZ SHES CUTE AND EATS MUFFINS FAGET!!!!!!!
*end, because it's basically hours of this*

by Kek Master December 17, 2013

Despacito

a piece of shit song that is sung in mexican. ppl say justin bieber ruined da song but i disagree; his remix where he talks about burritos and tacos was one of the funniest shits I've seen in my life

Illegal Immigrant: u hear Despacito
Farmer: ill give u $4 if u pick the fruit out of my farm

by You Are Trash July 27, 2017

desperage

To be desperate with rage.

Fuck, I need to sell my ticket my parents won't let me go to that concert. I'm desperage!

by grandpajenkins September 7, 2011

Despacito

This is a hit song made by Guy Furi featuring Ben Shapiro. This is a masterpiece of sound, it definitely with no hesitation- the best song ever. Ben has an amazing vocal and guitar proformence in this and Guy Furi, I mean like man who thought he could speak French!

Him:commit death-pasito

Her:My oh My DESPACITO
Both:Ay

Fonsi

DY

Oh
Oh no, oh no
Oh yeah
Diridiri, dirididi Daddy. Go.Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote

Tengo que bailar contigo hoy (DY). Vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome. Muéstrame el camino que yo voy (Oh)
Tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal

Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan

Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (Oh yeah). Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal . Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más. Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro
Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito

Deja que te diga cosas al oído

Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Despacito

by Che Boi November 10, 2018

Desparate

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary four times and get denied every single time

I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to get a word on Urban Dictionary. I'm so desparate. I hope this word gets published *hint hint*

by doink April 8, 2019