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Collegiate Darwinism

A theory posed by a Penn State student (Stevezee), contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.
Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with "fat chicks" should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.
by david.g. December 9, 2008
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Darwin

Verb - To kill for the purpose of removing said object from the gene pool. The individuals to whom this verb is applied should not, in the speaker's eyes, be allowed to reproduce and pass along their genes. Note: it is a purely humorous word, no one is actually supporting violence upon other human beings.

The word stems from a reference to Charles Darwin who first suggested natural selection as a primary method of evolution.
1. I can't believe that kid is playing in traffic, he should be darwined.

2. Jeff is such a moron he should be darwined so he doesn't pass along stupid genes.
by WP Native January 25, 2009
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Darwin Nunez

A person who misses anything and everything.
by Mousinho January 7, 2023
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derrin

A kick-ass girl who you want to have on your side in a fight. She's hard to get to know but once you get to know her, you know it was totally worth the effort it took to get there.
Who's the coolest Derrin you know?
by straiders February 3, 2010
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Dewina

A Dewina is a humorous and EXTREMELY weird. She LOVES hummus and rubber duckies in the bathtub. Dewina is a lovable person with a wonderful personality. I wouldn’t say “wonderful” I would say a “ weird personality” VERY weird. She will make you smile when you’re down. She is the best person in the universe.
“Dewina is so funny!”
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darwinicide

Murdering someone for the sake of evolution.
Someone kicking the bucket by accidental suicide or just because their kids would be even more lame than they were. Darwinicide.
by fitchfingers July 16, 2011
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Drewing

“Bro, stop drewing. I am not attracted to men.”
by PegasusMonkey November 16, 2018
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