hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

sub derp

A term signifying the class distinction between derps.

Person 1: Man, Kyle just derped out hard!
Person 2: What sub derp did his derping fall under?

by Orson Kart(do you get it?) July 6, 2021

meh, derp

Meh, derp means oh screw you i'm not gonna listen to your derpiness.

guy1 meh, derp
guy2 how mean of you!

guy1 just shut up derp
guy2 *cries in a corner*

by THE O SO GREAT NERD February 21, 2019

Dire Derp

Failed at something, messed up.

I put this post in at an angle, I did a Dire Derp.

by Kadish_W January 5, 2019

Comrad Derp

Insulting name for a Marxist expressing delusional thoughts. When your conversation with Marxists inevitably leads to purely emotional and illogical arguments, Comrad Derp has made an appearance.

Socialism will work this time, exclaimed Comrad Derp.
History, science, and mathematics mean nothing to comrad derp.

by MISTER WA November 19, 2021

derp cascade

(noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)

Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.

by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012

Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023