Dport

An irish man of light colored skin. Usually tall and lanky. Described commonly as weird, loveable, or what the fuck? Often mistaken as different name the full name for a dport is.....wait what? we dont have one of those? ok well i guess there like cher with only one name. They roam the grasslands of ireland, the midwestern United States and sometimes even rainforests. A dangerous character one must avoid contact with them unless they are a foxy chick who wants to get it on.

"Holy shit Johnny is that a wild Dport over there?"
"Well shit on a stick and call me a nigger, that is a wild Dport!"

by Andy Zimmer September 17, 2007

Department of Corrections

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.

The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.

by Princess22 October 20, 2008

milk depot

Slang for the round humps located on a woman's frontal chest region. Also known as rack,hogans,knockers,twin peaks, flesh pillows, breasticles, chesticles, chi chi's, ta ta's, guns, cans, melons, big 'uns, love humps, tits, love puppies, crown pleasers, sweater kittens, tig ol' bitties, hooters, jugs

That chic has a giant milk depot.

by Paul Webb September 23, 2005

shipping and receiving department

The anus. So called because stuff comes out (poop) and stuff goes in (penis).

You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.

by FraG3z June 4, 2008

Home Depot Return Scam

The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.

It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019

depot avenue

Location of a large number of crack head prostitutes from the Ville'. Charles Owens will be waiting to bust yo' ass, so unless you like wearing an orange jumpsuit, stay the fuck away.

Josh got caught with a hoe on depot avenue.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

depot

when you buy an ex cop car at an auction. only to realize that you purchased a vehicle that not only has money sperm in the back seat, but your constantly getting interrogated for impersonating a law enforcer. the term is truly made up, but it is slang for Decommissioned Police Officer Transportation

man i didn't realize that i bought a depot until that cop told me to smile like a doughnut

by just 1 inch April 15, 2009