dealing average

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.

Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."

by westfalia February 12, 2010

Boom, deal with it!

Exclamation of confidence, masculinity, or dominance over an event that has just happened.

Especially useful when taunting.

The lineman tackled the quarterback hard, and then shouted "Boom, deal with it!"

by Floyd Callows October 28, 2010

real dealed

The act of consensual anal penetration with Julian's sister.

Cameron: Yo Scott! How was you date with Emily last night?
Scott (the real) Deal: It was sick man i totally Real Dealed her.

by Triangulated July 7, 2018

real deal

Another name for heroin.

I drank a six pack, booted some of the real deal, and fell unconscious for a few hours.

by clamum May 4, 2004

Shimano Deal

Phrase used to take up time while waiting for brain to catch up. Also replaces any noun known to man. Origin - Northwestern Ohio.

When I get all my shit together we`ll go fix that shimano deal.

by Mike Heythaler August 20, 2006

brooklyn deal

Things that are obtained by someone through immoral ways. They are sold to other people for much less that retail price. The majority of these people reside in the brooklyn, mostly in the East New York area.

I got me the ill brooklyn deal on a laptop.

by Domexicano April 12, 2005

meal deal

Confusing McDonald's term for all the soccer mum's out there, you get the normal food you would get in a meal but with a deal as well.

McStaffHi can I take your order?
ParentCan I have a large quarter pounder meal deal?
McStaffWhat size would you like that in?
ParentLarge.

by Anonymous #3333 December 10, 2007