David

a crack head that needs help now call the popo!!!

DaViD GeT SoMe HeLp.

by lullllllllu October 11, 2019

David

He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.

Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.

by JJKB5 August 13, 2019

David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.

''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''

by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019

David

Acts sped but is smart

That’ David humping the swing and calculating how tall it is

by erix123 January 18, 2020

David

David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.

I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.

by DaijaMae January 25, 2020

David

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.

His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.

by felicity14 January 28, 2020

David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020