transferring data

when a male reaches an orgasm from masturbation and jizz,cum,etc., explodes from his cock.

Teenager: don't walk in on me now, I'm transferring data.

by Matthew Kash November 27, 2011

data mania

To compulsively download as much data as possible during the last few days of each billing cycle in order to use up as much of the leftover internet usage allowed in your plan before it all expires.
Data mania will distort your sense of time and in many cases affect your social life.

I've been glued to the screen for days, with a bad case of data mania. Only got 1 day and 100 gig of downloads left on my plan!

by j4k3z May 6, 2011

Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.

Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

data lakehouse

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

Data Poisoning

When your social skills, personality and mental/physical health are heavily affected due to spending way too much time on your PC and never stepping out of the house.

I used to have data poisoning but then I felt the light of the sun

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021

Recover deleted data

I just saw this app, right? And it let's you recover deleted photos. But that is not what I want. What I want is- You know how in Facebook you have the profile picture and then that other picture behind it? I want to be able to take that other picture... From other people's page... And save it to my phone. Right? Like my mom has the group photo from one of my stepdad's birthday parties as that second photo... But it won't let ME save it... To MY phone. Ya feel me?

Hym "Recover deleted data. Ok. So you mentioned the Epstein thing and you mentioned the healthcare thing. What about the intellectual property thing and the 5th amendment right to be given due compensation for my property thing? So the guy you paid 500 billion dollars to steal from me. Is he a terrorist too? Does 'terrorist' mean 'guy I stole from who I don't want to have to talk to publicly because I'm going to have to explain this whole situation with the paying tech companies to steal intellectual property and then leave a guy to die so we don't have to explain the surveillance and the harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia.' Is that what it means? Right? Because if you can SEE ME DANCE you can see Charles walking up to me to crack his neck and say 'I know I'm not supposed to do this but it feel so good.' That is the INTENT of the child threats, asshole. If you can see ONE you can see both and you would be happy as a clam to see the kid dead to avoid having to credit and pay me."

by Hym Iam October 27, 2025

data eater

Software that uses large amounts of data, even while running in the background.

That app is a major data eater.

by Tickled Pink In Texas January 5, 2022