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hardcore dancing

its like...mosh mixed with skank..and it makes you look stupid. Basically you swing your arms around like an idiot. It apperently takes "skill" to do, but basically all skill went away after it lost the aspects linked to skanking. People who do it say your a pussy if you dont..but really you just have intellect. They also say your a pussy to mosh, but really moshing is all the fun, without the accidental face beating. hardcore dancing is a fad that is mostly done because everyone else is doing it, when the generation grows up...hopfully they'll realize how stupid there chopped up hair, tight pants, and flailing really is. Unfortunatly by then there will probibly be another generation of idiots doing it with different cloths on. I figure the next fad will be hobocore.
hardcore dancer: "Your a pussy cause you mosh. A real man would hardcore dance and get his face kicked in"

mosher: "A real man would wear mens pants...and a smart man would avoid unnecessary pain.Hardcore dancing is illogical"
by freakincody7 September 28, 2008
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jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.
Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ

A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.

Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!

Little Billy: Hey Sally!

*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*

Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!

*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
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lauren dancing

To dance by sticking out your exaggerated ghetto booty, and shake uncontrollably.
person 1: wow that girl out there is lauren dancing
person 2: i know right? were do you get a butt like that?
by 7876 June 22, 2010
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Dawging

"Ayo, that girl is dawging me."
by NV slick January 24, 2009
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Dangling Leprechaun

When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.
Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
by angrymidget January 28, 2011
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Fuck dancing party

A party where everybody gets naked and fuck dances.
To fuck dance a man and woman dance together naked with the man's pecker in the woman's pussy.
by Deep blue 2012 October 8, 2009
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