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danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.
Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.
by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018
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Dangerous Seed

Bro I had a crazy time with Ashly last night, things got hot, and I filled her up with my dangerous seed.
by cum master 69 December 21, 2021
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Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.
Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."
by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018
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Hancock Dangerous

A person who displays intense and extreme authority. A person who performs even the most trivial tasks in the most extreme ways possible. Hancock Dangerous walks extreme, drives extreme, and eats hummus extreme.

To carry strong disregard for authority, or in other words, to mess up peoples shit when they are being dumb.

To say words with a speech impediment.

The act of avoiding a speeding ticket based solely on having a New York accent.
When you divide Hancock Dangerous by zero, you get one.. One bad ass muthafucka.

Hancock Dangerous just kicked down my door, knocked the diet coke out of my hand, replaced it with coffee, and then left.

To say "Get outta ere, eff awf, get me kawffee"
by Annie Stallion June 1, 2011
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Dangerous Karl

When an old man who can’t see anything pours acid on a student in a lesson and then doesn’t help him.
‘Hey did you hear what happened to Peter’ said Simon
‘No, what?’
’Mr Kavehrtoz pulled a dangerous Karl on him.
by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019
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ace danger

a dashing, bold, classy, secret agent, and playboy who foils the evil plans of Dr. Nefario and the International Guild of Evil-Doing. I made it up. I need to get out more.
I want to be just like Ace Danger.
by Lando July 12, 2003
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Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.
Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”
by Danger noodle Jonah Cayer April 27, 2020
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