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Blacks don't crack

The skin of African Americans does not wrinkle and show age as much as individuals from other ethnic bathgrounds.
"Damn, Denzel is in his 50s! He doesn't look that old."
"Yeah, that's because blacks don't crack."
by TworkFan February 2, 2006
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Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative
A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me
by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009
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Don Frye

American mixed martial arts fighter who made his MMA debut at UFC 8 in 1996, winning the tournament. He also went to the finals of UFC 10, losing in a classic war to Mark Coleman. He also won the Ultimate Ultimate tournament in 1996.

After doing pro-wrestling in Japan for several years in addition to coaching, Frye returned to MMA in 2001 for the PRIDE organization, defeating the likes of Ken Shamrock, Gilbert Yvel, and Yoshihiro Takayama in a fight that is often labeled the greatest slugfest in PRIDE history. His later career was marked by ups and downs, including a string of defeats circa 2003. After losing to Ikuhisa Minowa and Dave Herman in 2009, Frye has retired from Mixed Martial Arts. Fans remember Frye as one of MMA's toughest and grittiest competitors, who often showed amazing heart and determination to win.

He also acts professionally and often has bit parts in major movies, like Public Enemies and Miami Vice.

He is known for his great sense of humor, gruff voice, and Tom Selleck-like mustache.
Person 1: Don Frye vs. Takayama was the craziest fight I've ever seen.

Person 2: Fuggin' right
by TerryConklin April 14, 2010
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Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010
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Don Blankenship

The meanest CEO (Chief Evil Officer) in America. He runs a criminal enterprise called Massey Energy. Since the turn of the century, 52 miners hae died in his coal mines in West Virginia. He is also known for poisoning people's drinking water by blowing off the tops of mountains to extract thin seams of coal and for busting unions so that miners cannot voice their claims about safety violations.
As the head of Massey Energy, Don Blankenship is criminally responsible for 29 deaths at Massey Energy's Upper Big Branch mine in West Virginia due to his repeated failure to listen to his miners about safety problems in his mines, especially those dealing with ventilation. He should spend the rest of his life in jail for these failures.
by DEA302 August 2, 2010
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i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.
{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
by Telephony September 28, 2014
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I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)
WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.
by Telephony December 24, 2014
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