dnlo

Did Not Laugh Once

that sucks, dnlo.

by teh_joker September 1, 2009

dnus veins

A legendary Northern California resident.

Prone to being butt hurt.

Dnus Veins just pulled out he dnus.

by Zombellitrees August 31, 2010

dnaonnaise

Portmanteau of DNA and mayonnaise. Origin unclear. Refers to male ejaculate; semen; jizz.

"Stacey texted me last night. I think she wants my DNAonnaise."

by Justin Herbert February 20, 2015

dna rifle

Yet ANOTHER term for penis. Used in fanfiction and pornfics. A lot.

Chris's dna rifle flopped in the air with the elegancy and grace similar to that of a breaching whale.

by Skrilladoptera April 13, 2015

dnfa

Do Not Fuck Around

Credit: Chris Richardson

I dnfa...

by Nathan Patrick Hooker October 16, 2015

DNashty Paradox

Since the beginning of organized sports betting, a team favored be more then 13.5 will cover every time, 95% of the time.

Pat's are favored by 13.5? That's almost DNashty Paradox material, I'm going to clean up, son, take your puss boots off and get on.
Nice, if it's DNashty Paradox, throw two huge tits on it for me! Booya

by Aurelius Dub December 6, 2016

dnurk

1. To be extremely drunk, as spelled by one who is drunk.

2. A way to talk about being drunk without people (parents, teachers, etc) finding out.

3. Definitely Not Under Reacting (to) Kangaroos

1. Dude: This party is awesome! I'm so dnurk right now.

Dude 2: Don't you mean 'drunk?'

Dude: Nah man, I had like ten beers. I'm totally dnurk.

2. (in class)
Student 1: Yo, did you go to Alex's party last night?

Student 2: Yeah, we all got so drunk!

Teacher: Excuse me, did I hear you were drunk? You know you're underage.

Student 1: Uh, no, teacher, he said dnurk, not drunk.

Teacher: Oh, okay, my mistake.

3. Girl: This vacation to Australia is awesome! Holy crap a kangaroo just came into our hotel!

Guy: Meh, it's ok I guess.

Girl: Why are you under reacting? It's a freaking kangaroo!

Guy: Don't worry, I'm DNURK.

Girl: Oh, ok.

by Parakoopa November 11, 2017