Italian Dish Towel

An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.

"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."

by the_bush_hammer February 20, 2014

Dish Towel

A name given to a woman which has or could be used in a sexual manner.

I met Susan last night and after five minutes she gave it up. She is such a dish towel

by [e-mail] January 5, 2004

Side Dish

The female equivelant of a wing man.

I'll go out with you tonight and be your side dish!

by perswaysive February 15, 2013

human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.

Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.

by kajoe October 18, 2008

wet soap dish

You're in the tub and there's jus a lil bit of water in there, your girl comes in and you go on top and she's slidin' like a wet soapdish

Yo you hear joey gave that girl a wet soap dish?

by Ayy Ro June 1, 2005

Deep Dish Pussy

A promiscuous woman's vagina that is like a deep dish pizza. Her pussy is so deep that no matter how big a male's phallus is, it will never be enough to satisfy her. You will probably need a two by four to avoid not falling in.

Girl: "idk who told yall 9in was a big dick, cause it's not"

Guy: "We got miss deep dish pussy over here"

by DaTruDefinition August 2, 2020

Soggy Petri Dish

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.

Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.

by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010