Dis-trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to believe he is un trustworthy
I think you should lock the car, that guy over there has a serious dis-trustache.
by Jaimiev6 April 30, 2011
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What dis?

Hot girl passes by
“What dis?”
by lebaan February 20, 2018
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dis dick

by william March 25, 2004
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Di-Whore

A fashion-obsessed superficial backstabber who cannot control her constant desires for designer labels and brand-named goods. She will never settle for an ordinary item of clothing, that is just as good and hard-wearing as a catwalk piece, but will always shop for a pointlessly expensive pair of jeans, preferrably tight-fitting, from a ridiculous store that sells clothes for way more than they're worth because they have a certain name printed on the label.
Student 1: Who's that?
Student 2: Di-Whore.
Student 1: Who?
Student 2: The school's meanest girl who serves herself up on a plate to any guy who walks by.
Student 1: Slut.
Student 2: Yeah.
by x-april-x November 14, 2005
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Guan Di

In the Chinese pantheon of Gods he is the Patron Saint of Bean Curd (tofu), War, and the general protector of the souls of the dead. Made "famous" by being the featured monster in the cult movie "My Name is Bruce."
With Flashing Red Eyes, & a Flowing White Beard, Everyone Knew He Was a God to Be Feared! Guan Di is his name, Guan Di is his name, Guan Yu Guan Me, Guan Di, Guan Di is his name!
by ACIDHEAD July 20, 2009
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cats died

When your trousers are to short. This is a popular phrase is Derbyshire
I can't wear these trousers, cats died
by Bay November 26, 2017
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Di-Hurl

To Vomit and have explosive diarrhoea symultaneously.
Can cause difficulty in choosing which orriface to aim at the porcelain and which you will have to clean up. (If you are drunk the di-hurl usually occurs whilst making that decision, and leaving stains on legs, wall and ceiling.)

Amalgum of diarrhoea and "hurl".
Drinking "Tequilla" and rancid goats milk was not a good idea. Hopefully this "Kebab" (with extra hummus) will cure the problem.
Noooooooooooooooooo!
Di-Hurl.
by 10secondspecial February 07, 2007
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