drunk dialing

a very bad, uncontrollabe urge to call someone (usually the opposite sex or your boss) on the phone after an evening.....or afternoon in some sad cases......of heavy alcohol intake. Will usually result in the loss of friends, job, your reputation, and self respect.

After the bachelorette party, while inebriated, Susan decided that drunk dialing could be the foolproof way get back together with the guy who dumped her months ago. To no one's surprise.......the plan backfired and everyone now points at her and laughs.....including the guy who dumped her months ago.

by Sbaker June 29, 2007

The Dicking Hour

The time of night when straight friends or tourists in a gay bar need to leave or get out of the way for end of the night hook ups.

Gurl, you know I love you but it's time to go. The Dicking Hour is upon us.

by Cfahooligan April 5, 2015

a hot dicking

a hot dicking is what several of the cadets in my pod give me when they're horny.

Some of my buddies take care of their morning wood by giving me a hot dicking!

by eda-skip October 4, 2021

dickaplin

to discipline a woman by slaping her in the face with your penis, usually done during sexual intercourse

That's in woman, get over here so I can dickaplin ya!

by Drache Von Stahl July 10, 2003

dicking around

messing around and doing nothing; usually to avoid doing work

"stop dicking around you dumb fuck"

by Wankstar GTangstar October 29, 2003

Dicking

dicking- To have sex with someone
haveing good sex with a female/man

dicking- man i was dicking that big booty hoe . man was it great

by kingdrew November 4, 2011

dicking around

fucking around for shits and giggles!

guy1:you have a fatass son!
guy2: FO SHO!

by alison October 28, 2003