dilf

A shorthand for calling one a Dumbass Idiotic Loser Fool.

Tanginator can be such a DILF sometimes, and by sometimes, I mean always.

by Jonas Bonus December 16, 2004

DILF

a sweet girl...hehehee

She was such a dilf when she made me those cookies!

by Dilf girl August 24, 2003

DILF

it can also be a dude,popular among girl sufers and high school chicks

That guy is a total DILF!

by natalie July 16, 2003

DILFicorn

A really hot guy who has a child or children and also has the perfect penis to match with your sexual body type.

“Girl, I met the most AMAZING DILFicorn on Tinder!!! Granted, he has kids, but his dick is INCREDIBLE because it’s the EXACT shape/length/girth I need to hit my G-spot just right and make me cum!!! Finally, it’s been too damn long...”

by AliAlSoFlo July 23, 2019

dilfsyay

dilfsyay is the hottest most funniest tiktok account on the face of the planet. the ultimate person.

omg are you dilfsyay? bc ur hot asf

by hottietbh May 28, 2021

dilf

chance perez. a contestant on ABC's boyband who is a father to his two year old daughter, Brooklyn. extremely attractive, nice, and an all around daddy. was an emt so dad material. also brings snacks to rehearsal for boyband for everyone.

person 1: ugh that guy is so hot! and he has a kid! such a dilf
person 2: you mean a chance perez?

by kendelq July 30, 2017

DILF

Acronym for 'Dad I'd like to fuck'

Male version of MILF

'Oh wow, Robert Downey Jr is such a DILF'

'I hear you sister'

by Tstark3000 May 2, 2019